Ever eaten Indian food really fast on a hot summer’s day? It looks so good, but comes out slow, painful, and regretful. This can also be said for “Turd Life,” San Jose’s latest burrito sized load. At least with “Turd Life” you get the superstar pros such as Jerry Hsu, Colt Cannon, Chris Haslam, Louie Barletta, Cairo Foster, Corey Duffel, Justin Strubing, Caswell Berry... No longer could we hold this one in. Turd life has dropped.